A for Antelope. (My teenaged sister says that if and when I have to teach pre-schoolers the alphabets, I'll start with A for Antelope. She says so in a voice dripping with tablespoonfulls of sarcasm, but I ask, "Is there a problem in learning about antelopes?")
B for Blowing Bubbles under a clear Blue sky during Bombay winters.
C for Cats and Cotton Candy. Separately please. I don't like Cat fur getting into my Cotton Candy, and Cotton Candy makes Cats get sticky and difficult to pet.
D for Dogs of course, and Drummers and cool Dudettes.
E for Elephants, boiled Eggs, and Evolution.
F for Fish Fry, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and Fastidiousness (Just wanted to throw in a big word).
G for Gigolos, Garfield, Guys, Gorus (Bong-lish for Cows), and still more Garfield. And for 'Gum, Guitars and Gargoyles'.
H for Hesitation, Heartbreaks, Heartthrobs, Hats, and Hangers.
I for Inkpot, Idiosyncracies, and Istanbul by Pamuk.
J for the J in PooJa and the J in PJ and the J in PjC (I confess to being self-obsessed).
K for The Kite Runner, and the K in ChaKrabarty (Very self-obsessed).
L for Lions and Lexicons and Lemonade and Lime and a pinch of ginger in the Lemonade. And for Love.
M for Mallu pals who get Married super-fast and for MoonMoons who become academics and for common friends of Married Mallu pals and MoonMoons who happen to be Goan and wonderful.
N for Nest and Nestle chocolates and Nikon cameras and exuberant Nisha from former office.
O for the double O in Pooja (I think I need help now!)
P for Pooja, Poojo, Pooj, Pajoo, Japoo, and whatever else one might call me. Also, P for the worst PJs in the world.
Q for Queen, Quietness, and Queerity :D
R for Rain and Rain and Raindrops on Roses and still more Rain.
S for Sidey jokes and Special friends and Spontaneity and chicken Stew.
T for Too liTTle Time. Also TaTToos.
U for Umbrellas in the rain and clean Undies and sudden U-turns.
V for Long LiVe Vanity!
W for large, breezy Windows, like the one by my bed.
X for males who can really play Xylophones. I would like to date you.
Y for Yuck and Yay and Yellow (the colour and the song).
Z for yellow and green Zebras and spells that go Zap!
And Zap! Now you know my ABCs.
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7 comments:
males who can really play Xylophones...
=))
hilarious!
this is more like a matrimonial abc's
and V of vanity.... har har
You lucky self obsessed woman, you :P
me also wants to date men who can play xylophones....how cool will it be
@ Dreamy and Girl with a Zillion Namesakes
Dating a xylophone player - I wish that could happen.
@ Coffee Stain
Why is it matrimonial ABCs?? I re-read the whole list, and I cannot be blamed for liking to have crushes on guys, can I? And it's not matrimonial either. Hmpf!
@ Ad Libber
Aye. Lucky me.
Well Poojo.C, you've JUST about given me the strongest statement ever.
Thank you. I shall be flaunting my new-found attitude with this very statement.
"I cannot be blamed for liking to have crushes on guys, can I?"
We have xylophones in cmmon...I didn't think of the males tho...
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