Batman

He's good-looking and super-smart and very-very-very rich. He's the only super-hero whose chaddis, even if worn on the outside, aren't glaring at you all the time aflatoon style. He doesn't have any supernaturally provided superpowers. But he's as strong as superheroes come. Plus, he's got this sexy batmobile that turns into a bike in his latest movie. Did I mention that he's bagged the starring role in a bunch of movies about him beating the bad guys to pulp? In fact, he's so good at his villain bashing that the chap playing the bad guy in the recentest Batman movie actually died a mysterious death in real life. And here is a picture of Batman himself:


Did I mention that he's dating my best friend?