Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Are You in a Horror Story?
Do you ever feel that your life is a horror story waiting to happen? That someday you will be walking under the staircase and the whole ladder and the people and paint cans on it will splatter themselves all over you? That someday the cat that crosses your road will suddenly metamorphose into an enormous King-Kong-like creature waiting to make a sandwich out of you? That someday when you have finally found that lucky horse-shoe, a crazy horse will gallop towards you and make mincemeat of your beautiful face with its hooves? Ever wonder if you are in ghost story of some kind where you are sharing space with dead people? Or worse: ever wonder if you yourself are a ghost, dead as a doornail, but unaware of it? Do you think some crazy Tyrannosaurus Rex will squash you like a bug as soon as it escapes from the Jurassic Park movie? Do you think the next time there is static on your TV that the phone will ring and an eerie long-haired girl will drag you into some spooky well? Have you ever wondered how it would feel if instead of the usual crow excreta, some rain-laden cloud fell on your head (ouch!)? Do you ever wonder about these things? Or is it just me?
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"That someday you will be walking under the staircase and the whole ladder and the people and paint cans on it will splatter themselves all over you?"
This is horror??????!!!!
And...
"Have you ever wondered how it would feel if instead of the usual crow excreta, some rain-laden cloud fell on your head (ouch!)?"
I would actually love this...!!!!!
But too many questions,and too less answers.But yes i do feel about the cat!!!
@ moolah
The staircase one is comic horror perhaps... but im in a "The Ring" hangover mode, and was too busy associating it with fear.
And i was wondering if the cloud would be hard like concrete or something.
update dee!!!!
:)
"cat that crosses your road will suddenly metamorphose into an enormous King-Kong-like creature"
......woaaah i gotta cat.... never seen im turn into a hugeass gorilla.. and cats fend off evil spirits...
and moo's lyin....he's pretty pally with mi cat... and no one can jinx im.. he's jinxed out.....
if there were ghosts it'd be awesome ....."couldn't do my homework cause the spirit of hitler ate it"
how cool will that be....even threats will change.... "oye chor de nehi to i'll unleash the mandarin warriors on your ass"
marlyn manroe'r ghost can haunt me anytime
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