Are You in a Horror Story?

Do you ever feel that your life is a horror story waiting to happen? That someday you will be walking under the staircase and the whole ladder and the people and paint cans on it will splatter themselves all over you? That someday the cat that crosses your road will suddenly metamorphose into an enormous King-Kong-like creature waiting to make a sandwich out of you? That someday when you have finally found that lucky horse-shoe, a crazy horse will gallop towards you and make mincemeat of your beautiful face with its hooves? Ever wonder if you are in ghost story of some kind where you are sharing space with dead people? Or worse: ever wonder if you yourself are a ghost, dead as a doornail, but unaware of it? Do you think some crazy Tyrannosaurus Rex will squash you like a bug as soon as it escapes from the Jurassic Park movie? Do you think the next time there is static on your TV that the phone will ring and an eerie long-haired girl will drag you into some spooky well? Have you ever wondered how it would feel if instead of the usual crow excreta, some rain-laden cloud fell on your head (ouch!)? Do you ever wonder about these things? Or is it just me?