Showing posts with label boy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label boy. Show all posts

Monday, December 7, 2009

Wishing for boy-dom

Dressing up is a complete waste of time. Expensive also. Have always felt it and still do. It gives me palpitations. To the extent that sometimes I wish I were a boy. Then I'd wear one pair of jeans for one month, and own five pairs of tee-shirts. Bas. As it is I've no idea how to put eyeliner. And I'm like a shy guy in a lingerie store when it comes to eyeshadow, blush, foundation and the like.

I wish cosmetics were never invented only. And even fashion. Necessity?? Bah! Humbug! Buy me books, chips, mushrooms and movies instead any day!

Sigh. Stuck in the wrong body maybe?