Blogpostcard to Santa

Dear Santa

What I would like for Christmas is some holiday spending money. And a holiday. And some free time. While you're at it, could you also throw in a nice brown-and-white splotchy cow with pretty eyes? Kinda like in the picture below:



Love, Poojo

PS: I have been a good girl all year round. And a troubled one at that. I deserve the gifts.

PSS: Merry Christmas in advance.

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Wishing for boy-dom

Dressing up is a complete waste of time. Expensive also. Have always felt it and still do. It gives me palpitations. To the extent that sometimes I wish I were a boy. Then I'd wear one pair of jeans for one month, and own five pairs of tee-shirts. Bas. As it is I've no idea how to put eyeliner. And I'm like a shy guy in a lingerie store when it comes to eyeshadow, blush, foundation and the like.

I wish cosmetics were never invented only. And even fashion. Necessity?? Bah! Humbug! Buy me books, chips, mushrooms and movies instead any day!

Sigh. Stuck in the wrong body maybe?

Grumble

Nobody blogs anymore. :|

Why not, may I ask?

There is hardly ever anything to read from fellow bloggers. (Grumble grumble)

Also, I'm eyeing a Wordpress account. Need a nice name. With poojo in it. Suggestions please.